[2005-05-02]_3:09 p.m.
recipe
it appears to me
that I may have received
a foul gift from god
in that I can matchmake
anyone but myself
without even trying
here's the recipe
1 23 year old william daniel
1-10 other random aquantances or friends
mix in slowly to a club orr a bar
sprinkle in some random attractive person
shake but don't stir
bake a conversation between william daniel and attractive for 1 hour
let cool for another 15 minutes
and voila
the attractive will go well with the 1-10 other random aquaintances
and william daniel will clean everything up in the end.
ahhhhh
ggood fucking times. :)